I got my briefcase in my left hand,
Got my cell phone in my right.
My mini teams are rumblin',
I think there's gonna be a fight!
Don't need no criticizin'
Till you been in my shoes.
I'm sick and tired of characterizin',
Got the SCAMPI Lead Appraisin' blues!
You know I'm travellin' like a gypsy,
I'm about to go insane.
I got so many frequent flier miles
I could buy this freakin' plane.
Are you sympathizin'
With my particular point of view?
I'm sick and tired of characterizin',
Got the SCAMPI Lead Appraisin' blues!
All this face-to-face confusion,
I gotta have ‘em yeah, I know.
But I just can’t get the handle
On one column/one row!
Ain’t no compromisin’
I just got too much to lose.
I'm sick and tired of characterizin',
Got the SCAMPI Lead Appraisin' blues!
I feel so partially implemented,
Need to appraise my point of view.
My sponsor is demented,
Tell me, what would you do?
I’m realizin’
That I’m payin’ my dues.
I'm sick and tired of characterizin',
Got the SCAMPI Lead Appraisin' blues!
I'm sick and tired of characterizin',
Got the SCAMPI Lead Appraisin' blues!