翻译了一段，只能意会，不知大家有没有这样的配置管理问题：
<P>Humour <P>“ SCM ? we are a software team we don’t do Logistics !”<P>Source Control:
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“ Of course we do source control , look here is the code, I just don’t know which code I used for that customer”<P>“ Quick , the customer needs this now , where is it ? “
“ On my PC !”
“ Send it now …. “<P>Version Control
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“ Yes we have a great version control tool, I just can’t figure out which is the correct version of it or my code”<P>“ My version is better than your version ‘coz it is easier to understand but why is the version number the same?”<P>“ Your code works, great, just check out the file , and check in your one “<P>“ Look I’ve done a great year of Development – I checked in 1000 versions . What about my bonus ???” <P>“ What have we got to review ??? “ “I’ll mail it to you”<P>“ We copy the code from out tool into theirs and they release it , Then when a bug comes in whoever can fix it fixes it immediately … simple”<P>Change management
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“ its only a little change , it won’t make any difference , I’ll just stick it in with that bug fix”<P>“ I definitely fixed that load yesterday, it was a simple bug … Where did these new ones come from? “<P>“ What do you mean Bill told you it was fine to make the change?”<P>" Look when I say approved I mean we are going to do it not that it has been signed off and done "<P>General
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“ The backups are fine because the Log messages say so ! “ <P>“ Old CMers never quit they just check out “ <P>" I don't need to know how it works to sell it to them! "<P>" Just start writing the code ... I'll get the requirements in parallel "
翻译：
笑话：
1、源码控制：
A：我们当然对源代码进行了控制，看，这些都是源码。我只是不知道哪些该给这个客户。
B：快拿来，客户催了。源码在哪？
A：在我个人电脑上。
2、版本控制：
（1）、我们拥有强大的版本控制工具，只是不知道如果配置出正确的版本。
（2）、我的版本比你的好，因为易于理解。但为什么是同名的版本号？
（3）、你的代码没有问题，很好，检出文件，再检入你修改的。
（4）、看，我已经干开发很多年了－－我检入了1000个版本。那我的奖金该怎么办？
（5）、A：我们需要评审什么？B：我mail给你。
（6）、我们把代码从其他工具中复制到他们的工具中，他们发布了它，然而当有缺陷时，谁能修复谁就立即修复它，很简单。
3、变更管理
（1）、只是个小变更，没什么大不了的，我会在缺陷修复时处理它的。
（2）、我昨天明明修改了那个问题，那只是个小缺陷，这些新的缺陷又是从哪里来的？
（3）、你的意思是说bill告诉你可以进行那些修改？
（4）、当我说赞成时，我的意思是指我们将要做它，而不是指它已被签字批准并被实施。
4、一般问题
（1）、备份没有问题，日志上是这么说的
（2）、Old CMers never quit they just chck out
（3）、我并不需要知道它是如何工作的，只要卖出去就行。
（4）、只管写代码，我会并行地获得需求
